Staple Guns Punch Harder Than Fists
You heard it right... staple guns... not quite the nut punch you expect. But first, let's meet the dudes in the ring. Tyson Dux (Tyson Moody) has been in the wrestling scene for over 20 years, but he's still got spunk like the day he started wrestling at 18. Aging like fine wine. Of course, we gotta see what we're workin' with... Plump taters make for an easy target. But Tyson's got trouble today -- Jimmy Havoc... Let's see how Tyson fares. First step... give the boys a feel for what's comin'. Ooh... Jimmy Havoc goes right for the money shot! Getting sacked in the ballbag has Dux weak at the knees to protect the jewels, but boy, if he knew what was coming, he'd clutch those pearls tighter. Though the pain on his face is already super hot! But, of course, we can't keep going without some more dirty tricks... H ere's a common theme that'll carry on: Even the smallest of objects can cause a ...