The Power of Dudes' Nuts

Take a look and tell me what you see... I see handsome Dashing Cody Rhodes, serving up a hot bod with some nice bulge. I mean, look at those man eggs! I wonder if they're harder to crack than real ones... Maybe Cody's junk has met its match. Big Show's pouch may not look huge all the time, but there's no question his sperm factories worked overtime to make him the massive man he is. He just reeks of testosterone. Our man Big Show can learn Cody a lesson, but he isn't so masterful with his moves... he's more of a... brute force type guy. He sets Cody up for a gut bust in the corner, but his slight lack of grace sent his meaty right thigh swiftly between Cody's legs. I don't think Cody's balls can take this kind of bangin'... but Big Show left the boys no choice. After all, it's not like Big Show is gonna stop and cry about busting some stud's weak nuts. Let's feel that ball-achingly good pain a li...

See that face? That's the face of a dude experiencing the power of his own testicles -- or lack thereof. After he left his twins open for a nutshot, they will never let the man forget just how weak and fragile his manhood really is. Those balls are turning about as blue as those wrestling tights as the poor guy gives himself an emergency nut rub... looks like he'll just be playing with half a set from now on.

You heard it right... staple guns... not quite the nut punch you expect. But first, let's meet the dudes in the ring. Tyson Dux (Tyson Moody) has been in the wrestling scene for over 20 years, but he's still got spunk like the day he started wrestling at 18. Aging like fine wine. Of course, we gotta see what we're workin' with... Plump taters make for an easy target. But Tyson's got trouble today -- Jimmy Havoc... Let's see how Tyson fares. First step... give the boys a feel for what's comin'. Ooh... Jimmy Havoc goes right for the money shot! Getting sacked in the ballbag has Dux weak at the knees to protect the jewels, but boy, if he knew what was coming, he'd clutch those pearls tighter. Though the pain on his face is already super hot! But, of course, we can't keep going without some more dirty tricks... H ere's a common theme that'll carry on: Even the smallest of objects can cause a ...

Poor dude cups his balls, hit like some dollar-store billiards by his opponent. When this dude gets slammed onto the billiard table, his instinct is to spread his legs in defeat. But man, he doesn't even know defeat. His saggy jewels hang in the wide open shooting zone, surrounded by a set of billiard balls that weigh only about ten times as much. He lies there as his opponent decides to strike some balls to blow off some steam, then...  WHAM!  Poor guy has no idea if this dude drove his tip ;)  into the wrong spot or if he just became a victim of some brutal ball-on-ball assault. His hand rushes to cover his boys, who never expected an incredibly mean ding dong ditch. Couldn't we say he deserved it, though? I mean, look at this dude... he's got his legs spread like his opponent just took him out to dinner! Maybe the date didn't go so well... and his opponent is only going to let the poor guy "bust a nut" the way he wants to.

"Sorry about that bud, no hard feelings, eh?" The meathead stud, easily three times the size and weight of the jobber, rocked those stones harder than the young'un's hand ever has. The heel laughs off the manhood brutality, but you could just about see the tears about to come out of the jobber's purple face... almost as purple as his balls. Poor kid holds onto his shattered dreams as hard as he can, but the bully crushed any drop of manhood out of those grapes. Should've left those valuables at home, because those puny white boy nuts never stood a chance in the ring! Hard to tell if the ballbreaker came from those meaty knuckles, muscly forearms, jewel-shattering kneecaps, thunder thighs, or that wieldy boot of his. All I know is meathead's got some tackle to carry out a lineage-ender like that with ease, and I sure wish he'd screw my nuts like that. Hot!

Travis Mascho -- known as Travis Titan in the ring -- is one spunky 5' 8" powerhouse. He's a former running back, and he's really molded his figure well after getting into the wrestling scene. Travis carries his manly demeanor well, but you also can't ignore how perfectly thick he is in just the right places... And we can see that this dude is wearing his rugged persona with pride.  "Follow my lead and I promise we’ll win this whole damn thing!” This bro sure knows how to work up a sweat... and a fat load of that power comes from those ripe boys below. His work hard, play hard attitude takes him to another level both in and out of the ring. I mean, clearly, this dude was meant to work out. He has it in his blood. Nice protein packs, Mascho. But not everyone is Mascho's biggest fan... take Joe Acer, for example. With some good pec smacks and tossing around, Acer's pretty made up about what a dude like Tr...

Mr. (Ken) Anderson has cultured an image of masculinity with his dad bod, and his boys have got an attitude to show it! Blue Chub and Fat Lefty say hello. But even when you can't see them, Mr. Anderson's babymakers are hard at work to pump out the cockiness a man needs. You can smell how proud the Anderson twins are of their owner right through his jeans. The boys are flexin' up and down hard with that shirt on. But hold up -- meet American hero Kurt Angle. Having been in the Olympics, this stud knows  manhood, and you can a sense of this alpha-type in his demeanor. "Yeah man, I get in the ring to clap sacks." Well, Mr. Angle, why won't you show us how it's done? Towards the end of TNA Lockdown 2010, Kurt finishes business by choking out poor Anderson. As he struggles to get out of the brute's grip, we get another good peek at his sack. Big balls call for big punishment. After Anderson gives in, Kurt gi...

I didn't use to be Jonny Firestorm's biggest fan, but one day, a switch flipped in my brain. His testosterone-driven cockiness is one thing, but brutal manhood humiliation is certainly the cherry on top for me. In Hunkbash 18 , Jonny Firestorm hunkbashes handsome Calvin Haynes... but who wouldn't want to show up a cutie like Calvin? Both dudes have some guns to show off... ... but Jonny's got some spunky ammo in the bunkers to back them. After Jonny gets Calvin's trunks off, he can't help but laugh at the complete vulnerability of a huge bulge in a thin jockstrap. An inviting bulge is unaware of its vulnerability in the thoughts of a sadist. I suppose the only thing Jonny should do, with an opportunity like that, is tweak those nuts! Tell us your bigger fear, Calvin... is it licking Jonny Firestorm's armpit, or having him give your nuts more attention than a girl ever has? The Calvins are about to get it! Too bad they ...