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Three Strikes, He's Out: Bruce Santee

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Heads up -- I'm trying out a new way of embedding images and animated shots into my blog, so make sure to bust my balls if things aren't working for ya! 😉 --------------------------------------------------- Wanna protect your nuts in the ring? Don't turn your back to another man. Bruce Santee stood with his legs apart, distracted with some dude in the audience and the ref... little did he know that the real threat was coming for his pride and joy -- the manhood. First, let's have a look at the goods... Dude's got some nice spunk bunkers, snug in those nut huggers. Nick Fame seizes the moment, giving Santee some nasty hits in the trunks. Santee, immobilized by the first uppercut, stands there and cops two more doses of birth control. Let's see that nut assault in all its glory... Strike 1: Make the man weak at his knees Strike 2: Crush his nuts with the power of yours Strike 3: Knock his baby batter OUT! The best part is when Santee acknowledg...