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Lefty Never Saw It Coming

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Mr. Big Shoe also happens to be Mr. Big in the Pants... and rasslin' dirty ain't cheatin' for a man who wins. The cocky jock drops his weight on the poor kid, and -- without warning -- drives that big Nike shoe straight into the dude's unsuspecting left nut. A bunt to the bag is enough to make any man rush to nurse the spunk bunkers, but this dude got locked into a pretty compromising position... his swimmers drown as the poor nugget shrinks in fear of a real man. Though, hey, if you're gonna ram the power of your manhood into another dude's sorry excuse for a sack, Nike's got some great advice for ya -- "JUST DO IT." You might even get half his set as a trophy, especially when he can only manage to shoot blanks for his girlfriend later. Ha!

Ringing in the New Year with Kevin Steen's Bells

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Kevin Steen isn't exactly your stereotypical oh-so-friendly Canadian neighbor, but he is a man that has some real pride in his manhood! Big ass, big balls, big attitude. What's not to love? And it looks like Kevin is packing some serious spunk tanks... take a look at when he sang Daniel Bryan happy birthday: It turns out that the original video has a comment that perfectly describes how I feel about this moment: Kevin's no-DQ match with Tommy Dreamer turned out to be the perfect place to put those bull balls through the ringer -- within the first five minutes, we had our first nutshot! "BOOM!" -Tommy Dreamer Kevin yelps as Tommy knocks his swimmers out cold. Looks like Kevin might have tried to go low on Tommy, but Tommy sent that move straight back into the swingset. With Kevin's nuts wide open for attack, Tommy punts those balls harder than Kevin ever wanted him to. The sack attack sends Kevin reeling out of the r...

West Coast Wrestling Connection: Episode 152, The Grappler vs. Adrian Matthews

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The Grappler was really out to crack some eggs! The young stud's protein sack was defenseless against the brute's testosterone-driven fight. The beefy heel's busts really left Matthews' manhood where it belongs -- below his own. Let's see how your boys like this... The Grappler's hard punt sends Matthews to nurse his bawling balls in record time. "Hey, numb nuts, who would be stupid enough to punch their own balls?" This one's my favorite. Damn, he got the nads good... I admire a heel that would make me embarrass my manhood like that. Link to match