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Cody Rhodes and the Big-Ass Nut Crusher

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Take a look and tell me what you see... I see handsome Dashing Cody Rhodes, serving up a hot bod with some nice bulge. I mean, look at those man eggs! I wonder if they're harder to crack than real ones... Maybe Cody's junk has met its match. Big Show's pouch may not look huge all the time, but there's no question his sperm factories worked overtime to make him the massive man he is. He just reeks of testosterone. Our man Big Show can learn Cody a lesson, but he isn't so masterful with his moves... he's more of a... brute force type guy. He sets Cody up for a gut bust in the corner, but his slight lack of grace sent his meaty right thigh swiftly between Cody's legs. I don't think Cody's balls can take this kind of bangin'... but Big Show left the boys no choice. After all, it's not like Big Show is gonna stop and cry about busting some stud's weak nuts. Let's feel that ball-achingly good pain a li...

West Coast Wrestling Connection: Episode 152, The Grappler vs. Adrian Matthews

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The Grappler was really out to crack some eggs! The young stud's protein sack was defenseless against the brute's testosterone-driven fight. The beefy heel's busts really left Matthews' manhood where it belongs -- below his own. Let's see how your boys like this... The Grappler's hard punt sends Matthews to nurse his bawling balls in record time. "Hey, numb nuts, who would be stupid enough to punch their own balls?" This one's my favorite. Damn, he got the nads good... I admire a heel that would make me embarrass my manhood like that. Link to match