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Jonny Firestorm Claps Calvin Haynes' Nuts

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I didn't use to be Jonny Firestorm's biggest fan, but one day, a switch flipped in my brain. His testosterone-driven cockiness is one thing, but brutal manhood humiliation is certainly the cherry on top for me. In Hunkbash 18 , Jonny Firestorm hunkbashes handsome Calvin Haynes... but who wouldn't want to show up a cutie like Calvin? Both dudes have some guns to show off... ... but Jonny's got some spunky ammo in the bunkers to back them. After Jonny gets Calvin's trunks off, he can't help but laugh at the complete vulnerability of a huge bulge in a thin jockstrap. An inviting bulge is unaware of its vulnerability in the thoughts of a sadist. I suppose the only thing Jonny should do, with an opportunity like that, is tweak those nuts! Tell us your bigger fear, Calvin... is it licking Jonny Firestorm's armpit, or having him give your nuts more attention than a girl ever has? The Calvins are about to get it! Too bad they

Shane Thorne's Fat Swingers

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Shane Thorne draws some good attention to those steel-weight swingers of his. He plays the game like he made it -- and thirsty eyes are lining up for those big babe magnets. One whiff of those hard workers, and next thing you know, you'll be lunging at those fat nuts like a squirrel finding its last meal. But, as we all know, huge sacks can be huge liabilities. We see Scott Lost plays Shane's two buddies against him when he knocks Shane off balance. With huge taters like his, there's no stopping the turnbuckle from inflicting its  HARD , blunt-force love to each of Shane's two testes, each left erupting in pain as his 225 lb. frame leaves the poor boys crushed under his weight. Sorry Shane, but it's hard not to get some hard wood when a stud like you gets his babymakers got good... He'll be feeling that one down under in the mornin'... "Dude... give my mates a sec, yeah?" Link to match If one thing is for certain,

MSWA: Sam Stackhouse vs. CJ Ward

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CJ Ward gets an unexpected bag check from Sam Stackhouse. Update on the score: Big Fat Bully - 1, Boy Balls - 0. Face says it all. But who wouldn't want to target a big bulge like that?

Watch Your Back

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Two studs are fighting each other... but as one wrestler turns around to distract the ref, his arch-nemesis drives his wieldy boot into the dude's huge orbs with a sadistic laugh. "If I were in front of you, I would kick your nuts so hard you would cry!"

The Bro Cup Check

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"Damn, you're not wearing a cup? You're lucky I'm not actually fighting you, 'cause I'd clock those nuggets so hard that you'd be seeing stars bigger than your tattoos."

CWS: Jaxson James vs. Brady Pierce

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Jaxson James is a country stud worth drooling over... but like many other wrestlers, his ruggedness won't help his ball strength one bit. Those poor boys are about to get whupped. Hey, country boy, you wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of ache'rs! But damn, the look of agony on his face is hot as hell.

JPWA #141: Kurtastrophe vs. The Murph

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An oldie but goodie... cocky stud gets his pride and joy put in its place. But man, with legs spread like that, his sack was practically begging to be targeted. Bet his girlfriend wasn't too happy that night...

West Coast Wrestling Connection: Episode 152, The Grappler vs. Adrian Matthews

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The Grappler was really out to crack some eggs! The young stud's protein sack was defenseless against the brute's testosterone-driven fight. The beefy heel's busts really left Matthews' manhood where it belongs -- below his own. Let's see how your boys like this... The Grappler's hard punt sends Matthews to nurse his bawling balls in record time. "Hey, numb nuts, who would be stupid enough to punch their own balls?" This one's my favorite. Damn, he got the nads good... I admire a heel that would make me embarrass my manhood like that. Link to match