The Power of Dudes' Nuts

Heads up -- I'm trying out a new way of embedding images and animated shots into my blog, so make sure to bust my balls if things aren't working for ya! 😉 --------------------------------------------------- Wanna protect your nuts in the ring? Don't turn your back to another man. Bruce Santee stood with his legs apart, distracted with some dude in the audience and the ref... little did he know that the real threat was coming for his pride and joy -- the manhood. First, let's have a look at the goods... Dude's got some nice spunk bunkers, snug in those nut huggers. Nick Fame seizes the moment, giving Santee some nasty hits in the trunks. Santee, immobilized by the first uppercut, stands there and cops two more doses of birth control. Let's see that nut assault in all its glory... Strike 1: Make the man weak at his knees Strike 2: Crush his nuts with the power of yours Strike 3: Knock his baby batter OUT! The best part is when Santee acknowledg...

You heard it right... staple guns... not quite the nut punch you expect. But first, let's meet the dudes in the ring. Tyson Dux (Tyson Moody) has been in the wrestling scene for over 20 years, but he's still got spunk like the day he started wrestling at 18. Aging like fine wine. Of course, we gotta see what we're workin' with... Plump taters make for an easy target. But Tyson's got trouble today -- Jimmy Havoc... Let's see how Tyson fares. First step... give the boys a feel for what's comin'. Ooh... Jimmy Havoc goes right for the money shot! Getting sacked in the ballbag has Dux weak at the knees to protect the jewels, but boy, if he knew what was coming, he'd clutch those pearls tighter. Though the pain on his face is already super hot! But, of course, we can't keep going without some more dirty tricks... H ere's a common theme that'll carry on: Even the smallest of objects can cause a ...

Poor dude cups his balls, hit like some dollar-store billiards by his opponent. When this dude gets slammed onto the billiard table, his instinct is to spread his legs in defeat. But man, he doesn't even know defeat. His saggy jewels hang in the wide open shooting zone, surrounded by a set of billiard balls that weigh only about ten times as much. He lies there as his opponent decides to strike some balls to blow off some steam, then...  WHAM!  Poor guy has no idea if this dude drove his tip ;)  into the wrong spot or if he just became a victim of some brutal ball-on-ball assault. His hand rushes to cover his boys, who never expected an incredibly mean ding dong ditch. Couldn't we say he deserved it, though? I mean, look at this dude... he's got his legs spread like his opponent just took him out to dinner! Maybe the date didn't go so well... and his opponent is only going to let the poor guy "bust a nut" the way he wants to.

"Sorry about that bud, no hard feelings, eh?" The meathead stud, easily three times the size and weight of the jobber, rocked those stones harder than the young'un's hand ever has. The heel laughs off the manhood brutality, but you could just about see the tears about to come out of the jobber's purple face... almost as purple as his balls. Poor kid holds onto his shattered dreams as hard as he can, but the bully crushed any drop of manhood out of those grapes. Should've left those valuables at home, because those puny white boy nuts never stood a chance in the ring! Hard to tell if the ballbreaker came from those meaty knuckles, muscly forearms, jewel-shattering kneecaps, thunder thighs, or that wieldy boot of his. All I know is meathead's got some tackle to carry out a lineage-ender like that with ease, and I sure wish he'd screw my nuts like that. Hot!

Kevin Steen isn't exactly your stereotypical oh-so-friendly Canadian neighbor, but he is a man that has some real pride in his manhood! Big ass, big balls, big attitude. What's not to love? And it looks like Kevin is packing some serious spunk tanks... take a look at when he sang Daniel Bryan happy birthday: It turns out that the original video has a comment that perfectly describes how I feel about this moment: Kevin's no-DQ match with Tommy Dreamer turned out to be the perfect place to put those bull balls through the ringer -- within the first five minutes, we had our first nutshot! "BOOM!" -Tommy Dreamer Kevin yelps as Tommy knocks his swimmers out cold. Looks like Kevin might have tried to go low on Tommy, but Tommy sent that move straight back into the swingset. With Kevin's nuts wide open for attack, Tommy punts those balls harder than Kevin ever wanted him to. The sack attack sends Kevin reeling out of the r...

CJ Ward gets an unexpected bag check from Sam Stackhouse. Update on the score: Big Fat Bully - 1, Boy Balls - 0. Face says it all. But who wouldn't want to target a big bulge like that?

Two studs are fighting each other... but as one wrestler turns around to distract the ref, his arch-nemesis drives his wieldy boot into the dude's huge orbs with a sadistic laugh. "If I were in front of you, I would kick your nuts so hard you would cry!"

Jaxson James is a country stud worth drooling over... but like many other wrestlers, his ruggedness won't help his ball strength one bit. Those poor boys are about to get whupped. Hey, country boy, you wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of ache'rs! But damn, the look of agony on his face is hot as hell.

An oldie but goodie... cocky stud gets his pride and joy put in its place. But man, with legs spread like that, his sack was practically begging to be targeted. Bet his girlfriend wasn't too happy that night...

The Grappler was really out to crack some eggs! The young stud's protein sack was defenseless against the brute's testosterone-driven fight. The beefy heel's busts really left Matthews' manhood where it belongs -- below his own. Let's see how your boys like this... The Grappler's hard punt sends Matthews to nurse his bawling balls in record time. "Hey, numb nuts, who would be stupid enough to punch their own balls?" This one's my favorite. Damn, he got the nads good... I admire a heel that would make me embarrass my manhood like that. Link to match

Look at the size of that stud’s hands! No way those pathetic boy nuts stand a chance.