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Cody Rhodes and the Big-Ass Nut Crusher

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Take a look and tell me what you see... I see handsome Dashing Cody Rhodes, serving up a hot bod with some nice bulge. I mean, look at those man eggs! I wonder if they're harder to crack than real ones... Maybe Cody's junk has met its match. Big Show's pouch may not look huge all the time, but there's no question his sperm factories worked overtime to make him the massive man he is. He just reeks of testosterone. Our man Big Show can learn Cody a lesson, but he isn't so masterful with his moves... he's more of a... brute force type guy. He sets Cody up for a gut bust in the corner, but his slight lack of grace sent his meaty right thigh swiftly between Cody's legs. I don't think Cody's balls can take this kind of bangin'... but Big Show left the boys no choice. After all, it's not like Big Show is gonna stop and cry about busting some stud's weak nuts. Let's feel that ball-achingly good pain a li...

Shane Thorne's Fat Swingers

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Shane Thorne draws some good attention to those steel-weight swingers of his. He plays the game like he made it -- and thirsty eyes are lining up for those big babe magnets. One whiff of those hard workers, and next thing you know, you'll be lunging at those fat nuts like a squirrel finding its last meal. But, as we all know, huge sacks can be huge liabilities. We see Scott Lost plays Shane's two buddies against him when he knocks Shane off balance. With huge taters like his, there's no stopping the turnbuckle from inflicting its  HARD , blunt-force love to each of Shane's two testes, each left erupting in pain as his 225 lb. frame leaves the poor boys crushed under his weight. Sorry Shane, but it's hard not to get some hard wood when a stud like you gets his babymakers got good... He'll be feeling that one down under in the mornin'... "Dude... give my mates a sec, yeah?" Link to match If one thing is for certain,...

Al Snow's Ball-on-Ball Assault

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Beefy Big Show can sure tip the scales… but Al Snow knows that 400-pound Paul’s weighty eggs are no match for the 16 lb. bowling ball. Al sends the wrecker into Big Show’s nutsack with full force, squashing his poor nuggets flat! He gasps with shockwaves of pain as the sperm in his hot and thick two-ball compound is obliterated! Our big guy will be shooting blanks for a good while!