Jonny Firestorm Claps Calvin Haynes' Nuts

I didn't use to be Jonny Firestorm's biggest fan, but one day, a switch flipped in my brain. His testosterone-driven cockiness is one thing, but brutal manhood humiliation is certainly the cherry on top for me.

In Hunkbash 18, Jonny Firestorm hunkbashes handsome Calvin Haynes... but who wouldn't want to show up a cutie like Calvin?

Both dudes have some guns to show off...

... but Jonny's got some spunky ammo in the bunkers to back them.


After Jonny gets Calvin's trunks off, he can't help but laugh at the complete vulnerability of a huge bulge in a thin jockstrap.


An inviting bulge is unaware of its vulnerability in the thoughts of a sadist.


I suppose the only thing Jonny should do, with an opportunity like that, is tweak those nuts!


Tell us your bigger fear, Calvin... is it licking Jonny Firestorm's armpit,
or having him give your nuts more attention than a girl ever has?


The Calvins are about to get it! Too bad they can't see the clapper coming...

With Calvin's poor buddies stretched to their limits, Jonny's got his eyes
on the big targets for a direct hit to each nut! Each smack gets Calvin closer
and closer to becoming sterile!


And a nice schoolboy pin ends it all.


This is why real men have ripe testicles... so beta dudes can smell manhood at its finest.

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