Shane Thorne's Fat Swingers

Shane Thorne draws some good attention to those steel-weight swingers of his. He plays the game like he made it -- and thirsty eyes are lining up for those big babe magnets. One whiff of those hard workers, and next thing you know, you'll be lunging at those fat nuts like a squirrel finding its last meal.




But, as we all know, huge sacks can be huge liabilities. We see Scott Lost plays Shane's two buddies against him when he knocks Shane off balance. With huge taters like his, there's no stopping the turnbuckle from inflicting its HARD, blunt-force love to each of Shane's two testes, each left erupting in pain as his 225 lb. frame leaves the poor boys crushed under his weight. Sorry Shane, but it's hard not to get some hard wood when a stud like you gets his babymakers got good...

He'll be feeling that one down under in the mornin'...
"Dude... give my mates a sec, yeah?"


If one thing is for certain, though, you shouldn't have an egg size contest with this Aussie stud. He'll brutally humiliate your manhood when just one of his big kahunas dwarfs your two sad, little blueberries combined, so suck 'em.

 
 

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