Lefty Never Saw It Coming


Mr. Big Shoe also happens to be Mr. Big in the Pants... and rasslin' dirty ain't cheatin' for a man who wins. The cocky jock drops his weight on the poor kid, and -- without warning -- drives that big Nike shoe straight into the dude's unsuspecting left nut. A bunt to the bag is enough to make any man rush to nurse the spunk bunkers, but this dude got locked into a pretty compromising position... his swimmers drown as the poor nugget shrinks in fear of a real man.

Though, hey, if you're gonna ram the power of your manhood into another dude's sorry excuse for a sack, Nike's got some great advice for ya -- "JUST DO IT." You might even get half his set as a trophy, especially when he can only manage to shoot blanks for his girlfriend later. Ha!

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