Mr. Anderson's Plums Get Pulped

Mr. (Ken) Anderson has cultured an image of masculinity with his dad bod, and his boys have got an attitude to show it!

Blue Chub and Fat Lefty say hello.

But even when you can't see them, Mr. Anderson's babymakers are hard at work to pump out the cockiness a man needs.

You can smell how proud the Anderson twins are of their owner right through his jeans.
The boys are flexin' up and down hard with that shirt on.

But hold up -- meet American hero Kurt Angle. Having been in the Olympics, this stud knows manhood, and you can a sense of this alpha-type in his demeanor.

"Yeah man, I get in the ring to clap sacks."

Well, Mr. Angle, why won't you show us how it's done?

Towards the end of TNA Lockdown 2010, Kurt finishes business by choking out poor Anderson. As he struggles to get out of the brute's grip, we get another good peek at his sack.

Big balls call for big punishment.

After Anderson gives in, Kurt gives him a good spat, then evens his stevens with a devastating stomp.

The All-American Meat Tenderizer flattens Mr. Anderson's testicles.

A bloodied Kurt then walks away in victory while Mr. Anderson searches for his scrambled eggs.

Take a whiff of these pits, Ken, and smell what a real man smells like.

Regardless of who you are, dude, getting 230 lb. Kurt's foot rammed into your family jewels will hurt your lineage. That stomp surely drowned Ken's swimmers for a good while, not to mention the nut-shriveling pain and humiliation of hundreds of millions of people seeing your balls get booted on live TV.

Be careful when you mess with this dude...
if you challenge the power of those nuts, he'll mess with your ability to have kids.

Don't believe me (or the painful pictures)? Watch the video and see what the Anderson boys have to say -- but you might have to ask Ken which one is still there.