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Racking Travis's Titans

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Travis Mascho -- known as Travis Titan in the ring -- is one spunky 5' 8" powerhouse. He's a former running back, and he's really molded his figure well after getting into the wrestling scene. Travis carries his manly demeanor well, but you also can't ignore how perfectly thick he is in just the right places... And we can see that this dude is wearing his rugged persona with pride.  "Follow my lead and I promise we’ll win this whole damn thing!” This bro sure knows how to work up a sweat... and a fat load of that power comes from those ripe boys below. His work hard, play hard attitude takes him to another level both in and out of the ring. I mean, clearly, this dude was meant to work out. He has it in his blood. Nice protein packs, Mascho. But not everyone is Mascho's biggest fan... take Joe Acer, for example. With some good pec smacks and tossing around, Acer's pretty made up about what a dude like Tr...

Mr. Anderson's Plums Get Pulped

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Mr. (Ken) Anderson has cultured an image of masculinity with his dad bod, and his boys have got an attitude to show it! Blue Chub and Fat Lefty say hello. But even when you can't see them, Mr. Anderson's babymakers are hard at work to pump out the cockiness a man needs. You can smell how proud the Anderson twins are of their owner right through his jeans. The boys are flexin' up and down hard with that shirt on. But hold up -- meet American hero Kurt Angle. Having been in the Olympics, this stud knows  manhood, and you can a sense of this alpha-type in his demeanor. "Yeah man, I get in the ring to clap sacks." Well, Mr. Angle, why won't you show us how it's done? Towards the end of TNA Lockdown 2010, Kurt finishes business by choking out poor Anderson. As he struggles to get out of the brute's grip, we get another good peek at his sack. Big balls call for big punishment. After Anderson gives in, Kurt gi...

Jonny Firestorm Claps Calvin Haynes' Nuts

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I didn't use to be Jonny Firestorm's biggest fan, but one day, a switch flipped in my brain. His testosterone-driven cockiness is one thing, but brutal manhood humiliation is certainly the cherry on top for me. In Hunkbash 18 , Jonny Firestorm hunkbashes handsome Calvin Haynes... but who wouldn't want to show up a cutie like Calvin? Both dudes have some guns to show off... ... but Jonny's got some spunky ammo in the bunkers to back them. After Jonny gets Calvin's trunks off, he can't help but laugh at the complete vulnerability of a huge bulge in a thin jockstrap. An inviting bulge is unaware of its vulnerability in the thoughts of a sadist. I suppose the only thing Jonny should do, with an opportunity like that, is tweak those nuts! Tell us your bigger fear, Calvin... is it licking Jonny Firestorm's armpit, or having him give your nuts more attention than a girl ever has? The Calvins are about to get it! Too bad they ...

Shane Thorne's Fat Swingers

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Shane Thorne draws some good attention to those steel-weight swingers of his. He plays the game like he made it -- and thirsty eyes are lining up for those big babe magnets. One whiff of those hard workers, and next thing you know, you'll be lunging at those fat nuts like a squirrel finding its last meal. But, as we all know, huge sacks can be huge liabilities. We see Scott Lost plays Shane's two buddies against him when he knocks Shane off balance. With huge taters like his, there's no stopping the turnbuckle from inflicting its  HARD , blunt-force love to each of Shane's two testes, each left erupting in pain as his 225 lb. frame leaves the poor boys crushed under his weight. Sorry Shane, but it's hard not to get some hard wood when a stud like you gets his babymakers got good... He'll be feeling that one down under in the mornin'... "Dude... give my mates a sec, yeah?" Link to match If one thing is for certain,...

MSWA: Sam Stackhouse vs. CJ Ward

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CJ Ward gets an unexpected bag check from Sam Stackhouse. Update on the score: Big Fat Bully - 1, Boy Balls - 0. Face says it all. But who wouldn't want to target a big bulge like that?

Watch Your Back

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Two studs are fighting each other... but as one wrestler turns around to distract the ref, his arch-nemesis drives his wieldy boot into the dude's huge orbs with a sadistic laugh. "If I were in front of you, I would kick your nuts so hard you would cry!"

The Bro Cup Check

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"Damn, you're not wearing a cup? You're lucky I'm not actually fighting you, 'cause I'd clock those nuggets so hard that you'd be seeing stars bigger than your tattoos."