The Power of Dudes' Nuts

"Sorry about that bud, no hard feelings, eh?" The meathead stud, easily three times the size and weight of the jobber, rocked those stones harder than the young'un's hand ever has. The heel laughs off the manhood brutality, but you could just about see the tears about to come out of the jobber's purple face... almost as purple as his balls. Poor kid holds onto his shattered dreams as hard as he can, but the bully crushed any drop of manhood out of those grapes. Should've left those valuables at home, because those puny white boy nuts never stood a chance in the ring! Hard to tell if the ballbreaker came from those meaty knuckles, muscly forearms, jewel-shattering kneecaps, thunder thighs, or that wieldy boot of his. All I know is meathead's got some tackle to carry out a lineage-ender like that with ease, and I sure wish he'd screw my nuts like that. Hot!

Mr. Big Shoe also happens to be Mr. Big in the Pants... and rasslin' dirty ain't cheatin' for a man who wins. The cocky jock drops his weight on the poor kid, and -- without warning -- drives that big Nike shoe straight into the dude's unsuspecting left nut. A bunt to the bag is enough to make any man rush to nurse the spunk bunkers, but this dude got locked into a pretty compromising position... his swimmers drown as the poor nugget shrinks in fear of a real man. Though, hey, if you're gonna ram the power of your manhood into another dude's sorry excuse for a sack, Nike's got some great advice for ya -- "JUST DO IT." You might even get half his set as a trophy, especially when he can only manage to shoot blanks for his girlfriend later. Ha!

Kevin Steen isn't exactly your stereotypical oh-so-friendly Canadian neighbor, but he is a man that has some real pride in his manhood! Big ass, big balls, big attitude. What's not to love? And it looks like Kevin is packing some serious spunk tanks... take a look at when he sang Daniel Bryan happy birthday: It turns out that the original video has a comment that perfectly describes how I feel about this moment: Kevin's no-DQ match with Tommy Dreamer turned out to be the perfect place to put those bull balls through the ringer -- within the first five minutes, we had our first nutshot! "BOOM!" -Tommy Dreamer Kevin yelps as Tommy knocks his swimmers out cold. Looks like Kevin might have tried to go low on Tommy, but Tommy sent that move straight back into the swingset. With Kevin's nuts wide open for attack, Tommy punts those balls harder than Kevin ever wanted him to. The sack attack sends Kevin reeling out of the r...

Travis Mascho -- known as Travis Titan in the ring -- is one spunky 5' 8" powerhouse. He's a former running back, and he's really molded his figure well after getting into the wrestling scene. Travis carries his manly demeanor well, but you also can't ignore how perfectly thick he is in just the right places... And we can see that this dude is wearing his rugged persona with pride.  "Follow my lead and I promise we’ll win this whole damn thing!” This bro sure knows how to work up a sweat... and a fat load of that power comes from those ripe boys below. His work hard, play hard attitude takes him to another level both in and out of the ring. I mean, clearly, this dude was meant to work out. He has it in his blood. Nice protein packs, Mascho. But not everyone is Mascho's biggest fan... take Joe Acer, for example. With some good pec smacks and tossing around, Acer's pretty made up about what a dude like Tr...

Mr. (Ken) Anderson has cultured an image of masculinity with his dad bod, and his boys have got an attitude to show it! Blue Chub and Fat Lefty say hello. But even when you can't see them, Mr. Anderson's babymakers are hard at work to pump out the cockiness a man needs. You can smell how proud the Anderson twins are of their owner right through his jeans. The boys are flexin' up and down hard with that shirt on. But hold up -- meet American hero Kurt Angle. Having been in the Olympics, this stud knows  manhood, and you can a sense of this alpha-type in his demeanor. "Yeah man, I get in the ring to clap sacks." Well, Mr. Angle, why won't you show us how it's done? Towards the end of TNA Lockdown 2010, Kurt finishes business by choking out poor Anderson. As he struggles to get out of the brute's grip, we get another good peek at his sack. Big balls call for big punishment. After Anderson gives in, Kurt gi...

I didn't use to be Jonny Firestorm's biggest fan, but one day, a switch flipped in my brain. His testosterone-driven cockiness is one thing, but brutal manhood humiliation is certainly the cherry on top for me. In Hunkbash 18 , Jonny Firestorm hunkbashes handsome Calvin Haynes... but who wouldn't want to show up a cutie like Calvin? Both dudes have some guns to show off... ... but Jonny's got some spunky ammo in the bunkers to back them. After Jonny gets Calvin's trunks off, he can't help but laugh at the complete vulnerability of a huge bulge in a thin jockstrap. An inviting bulge is unaware of its vulnerability in the thoughts of a sadist. I suppose the only thing Jonny should do, with an opportunity like that, is tweak those nuts! Tell us your bigger fear, Calvin... is it licking Jonny Firestorm's armpit, or having him give your nuts more attention than a girl ever has? The Calvins are about to get it! Too bad they ...

Shane Thorne draws some good attention to those steel-weight swingers of his. He plays the game like he made it -- and thirsty eyes are lining up for those big babe magnets. One whiff of those hard workers, and next thing you know, you'll be lunging at those fat nuts like a squirrel finding its last meal. But, as we all know, huge sacks can be huge liabilities. We see Scott Lost plays Shane's two buddies against him when he knocks Shane off balance. With huge taters like his, there's no stopping the turnbuckle from inflicting its  HARD , blunt-force love to each of Shane's two testes, each left erupting in pain as his 225 lb. frame leaves the poor boys crushed under his weight. Sorry Shane, but it's hard not to get some hard wood when a stud like you gets his babymakers got good... He'll be feeling that one down under in the mornin'... "Dude... give my mates a sec, yeah?" Link to match If one thing is for certain,...